Your fate is in your hands

facepalmx2combo:

if you interrupt me while i am singing les mis i will continue singing while staring you straight in the eyes so you will be forced to either join me or leave

(Source: commanderspockvevo)

callieohpeee:

SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DAS JÄGER

max-galactica:

addictedtopunsandpizza:

foodtrucker:

i don’t want a boyfriend i just want multiple attractive boys to constantly give me attention

Break an expensive vase

kiss kiss fall in love

dollyfarton:

ineedmasculism:

lundsdotter:

The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow. 

I need masculism because I am afraid.

you should be

gothlolita:

if you honestly believe tumblr has taught you more than school in any way and that tumblr is more valuable than education please sit down. heres a glass of water. prepare yourself. youre wrong. yeah. ill give you a minute

(Source: amaloli)

ghostwritersyo:

((I dont’ know about you guys but I’m going to be really excited to see this animated:

))